Another EP just in time for Spring
And now yet another interview/press release regarding the EP featuring lulla frontman S
S: "So, you're back."
Interviewer: "Oh, yes, I am and regrettably so.....So?"
Interviewer: "I see you've semi improved on the cover this time and even some of the lyrics."
S: "Yeah, I guess, and your point?"
Interviewer: "I just mean-"
S: "Did you even listen to this EP?"
Interviewer: "No, I didn't".
S: "SO, why are we having this interview then?"
Interviewer: "Because we have to. So then. Let's talk about some of your lyrics."
Interviewer: "What does, 'Don't cry over spilled paint mean?'
S: "It rhymed with think."
Interviewer: "That's it? That's the only reason you said it?"
Interviewer: "Ok? Is this EP better than the last one?"
S: "Yep. How would you know, you didn't even listen to it."
Interviewer: "Well, I-"
S: "Next question."
Interviewer: "Where does the cover come from?"
S: "It's from Jada Fitch."
Interviewer: "Jada Finch?"
S: "No, FITCH."
Interviewer: "Oh, Fitch."
Interviewer: "You guys just bought it from her or what."
S: "Yes and what. We did. We asked."
Interviewer: "Ok, well, I guess that's all the questions I have for you then. Do you have anything to ask me?"
S: "..........ask you? Why would I ask you? This is my interview?"
Interviewer: "Do you have anything to add?"
S: "No, man I just want to get the fuck out of here now. That's all the questions you have for me are you fucking kidding me, it's been like a minute. What about how we made it and what about the songs?"
Interviewer: "Well....how did you make it and what about the songs?"
S: "Nope, forget it. Too late. If I have to tell you how to do your job, I don't know what the point is. THAT is a problem. You know what, how did I get stuck with YOU for an interviewer..AGAIN. Do you have another interviewer for next time? Why do I always get stuck with this bozo? This looney is pretentious."
Interviewer: "I'm right here."
S: "I don't care. You are terrible at this. This is the worst interview ever."
Interviewer: "You can go now"
S: "Oh, I can go now. Oh, whatever. I hope you get fired. Thanks for ruining my interview, you jerk. They actually pay for you this? Ha. HA! That's laughable. That's like asking a nun to coach a little league game. Give up now and just quit."
Another girl: "Hey, I can interview you."
S/Interviewer at same time, "Who are you?"
Another girl: "I am Shelia, I am an understudy and also interning. It would be a great opportunity to interview you."
S: "Oh, well, sit your lily white ass down then. You, get the fuck out of here." (Motions to interviewer and interviewer walks out)
Interviewer: "Good luck, lady."
S: "Oh, fuck him."
Several uncomfortable moments pass of smiling and getting comfortable in the seats.
S: "Hellloo Shelia."
Shelia: "Ha ha, hello, so tell us about this album. How did you write the songs, what steps did you take to record them."
S: "See, we're off to a better start already! We got rid of the fru fru idiot and now the real interview begins. Shelia, you are beautiful."
Shelia: "Well, thank you, but I have a boyfriend."
S: "So? So what? What does that have to do with anything? You're still beautiful."
Shelia: "Well, thank you."
S: "Now, about the album. By the way, I have a girlfriend too. Yep yep. So anyways, the album. I'd say this one is a real return to form. It sounds like our old stuff. It's really been a weird ride. Last year our stuff and everything before this was so not lulla. We have some string stuff, some flute stuff. Instrumentals. I love the title track. There's some really weird environmental stuff. Ambient noise. But we really worked harder on getting down some things that might have been wrong. Adding a little thing here, you know, making it better. The title track was originally way shorter but we added a guitar part with another verse Just a really good EP that was worked on."
Shelia: "Well, that's good. It's too bad I didn't hear this EP, I would have been better at asking you some questions-
S: "Well, you should anyways."
Shelia: "Should what?"
S: "Listen to the EP."
Shelia: "Oh, I will, I will."
S: "Ok, well, that's good! Well, good enough for me. I gotta get going..."
Shelia: "Oh. Well."
S: "You have a good'n"
S: "Hey, can I have your number."
Shelia: "My number? Why do you want my number? I said I had a boyfriend."
S: "Yeah, I know you did. Had? Don't you mean HAVE?
Shelia: "Yes, I meant have."
S: "Do you really have a boyfriend? Or are you just saying you have a boyfriend?"
Shelia: "No, I really have a boyfriend, here, I'll show you a picture."
S: "No, that's ok. I just think you are an interesting person and I'd like keep in contact."
S: "I want to ask you when you listen to the EP what you thought of it."
Shelia: "Oh, well, how about I just call YOU then? Oh, wait, do you have an e-mail."
S: "Oh, well, E-mail is not really the same."
Shelia: "Ok, ok. It's fine I'll give you my number. Are you ready?"
S: "Yes. Wait, you're not going to call me, are you? You're not going to listen to the EP."
Shelia: "No, I will, I promise I will."
S: "Mmm. Okkkk and the 7 digits are?"
Shelia: "Oh, that's my old number, sorry. 757."
S: "635....635 what?"
S: "Ok, 6358. I got it."
S: "There's something vibrating down there."
Shelia: (pulls out phone) "Oh, someone's calling me. Oh, it must be you. 789 477 4700?"
S: "Uhhh, no, that's not me."
Shelia: "This isn't you?"
S: "No, that isn't me. You just gave me a fake number. I knew it! Why would you do that?"
Shelia: "Hey man, I did not. You called 757 633 6358?"
S: "Yeah, I called 777 633, oh, I dialed 777."
S: "Ok, let me try this again." (Dials)
Shelia's phone vibrates: "Is this you?"
S: (Looks at phone) "Yes."
Shelia: "Ok, well, you better get going, I'll go listen to that EP."
S: "Okey dokey. (Mutters, sure you will)"
Shelia: "See ya".
S: "See ya....bye."
S: "Bye bye."
Shelia: "Bye Bye."
S: "Oh, wait there's one more thing I wanted to ask you."
To be continued....
And now the exciting conclusion of...THE INTERVIEW!
S: "Where can I get a good mocha half-caf expresso without any whip cream in it?"
Shelia: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, try Macnizshow."
S: "Oh, that's the one off of the corner of 57th and broadway that intersects with 1000th and 1 street?"
Shelia: "That's the one."
S: "Thanks, I knew you would know that."
Shelia: "I'm glad to be of some sort of assistance."
released May 20, 2017
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